RAMAILO SMS

Modern…
Obedient…
Neatness…
Kindful…
Excellent…
Young…
Hey! thats me. Don’t be sad, even ur name is there,
Read the 1st letter of Every Word…

Jaanay anjanay mai agar mai nai aap ka dil dukhaya ho,
Kabhi tang kiya ho,
Badtamizi ki ho,
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Us kai liye aap sai jo ho sakta hai karlo.
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Hum sudharnay walon mai sai nahi hai.

Pani mein tairna machali ka style,
Hawa mein udna panchi ka style,
Different messages bhejna mera style,
Fukat ka message padna aap ka style.

Jo gadha bhi na khaye wo ghas ho tum
Nalayak paji aur badmas ho tum
Duniya chahe kuch bhi kahe
Par mere liye bahut khas ho tum.

Ab tak meri life ek khuli bottle thi,
Jisme se sab perfume ki tarha udd jata tha.
Par aap ke aane se sab kuch ruk gaya.
Bhagwan kare aap jaisa DHAKKAN sabko mile!!!

Best of Cute Sms

Love always has its "errors." Sometimes, we try to "refresh", then realize that it's best to "shutdown." But the hardest part is to "restart" your life and "reformat" your heart!

If we fall in love because someone makes us laugh, what happens when we no longer find them funny? If we fall in love because someone is beautiful, what happens when that beauty fades? If we fall in love because someone can provide for us, what happens when they lose their wealth? Because love defies all reasons, when you truly love someone, you just can't find a reason, you just do.

Why do I text you? It's my choice. It's my way of saying I remember you. Why do I remember you? It's my choice. It proves that I care. Why do I care? I don't know, it's not my choice but my heart's.

I want my eyes to be your eyes so you could see how wonderful you are, I want my heart to be your heart so you could feel how much you mean to me, and I want my ear to be your ear so you could hear me whisper "I love you."

We are like pencils, the best part in us is inside, we make marks as we touch other's lives. when we make mistakes, we can erase and we become better as we are sharpened.

You may have someone in your heart and in your mind, you may have someone in your dreams and someone in your life but I am your someone when you have no one.

BEST OF MISLEADING SMS

EYES: to look at u.HAND: to pray for u.MIND: to remember u.HEART: to make friendship with u.and LEG: to kick u if u forget me....So alkways remeber me!!!

2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.

why do donkey eat grass?
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oooooooppppsssss!!!! i'm sorry. it's ur personal matter.

good morning.......
have u done 2 of thae most important things when u woke up today????
1) pray , so that u may live long
2) take a bath so that other can live long......

no visits..........
no calls...........
no missed calls........
no sms............
no mails...............
i m worried..........u r in jail again???

Dil chahata hay, tum say milnay ko dil chahata hay, tum ko daikhnay ko dil chahata hay, mager ye stupid gate ceeper kia keh raha hay.....................aaj zoo band hay???

Hi sweetheart,
Doing nothing?
Then make aplace 4 me in ur Heart!
I may come there any time!
Ur's faithfully
"HEART ATTACK!"

CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces....

What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN".

BEST OF MISSING YOU SMS

Message: * some text missing* Sender:* Name Missing * *Number Missing *Sent: * Date missing * Missing U a lot thats y everything is missing....

I MISS YOU in every beats of heart,
In every blink of my eyes,
In every second of Time and...
In every moment of the Day !

Good Time,Bad Time,Day Time,Night Time,Work Time,Off Time,Happy Time,Sad Time,Sleep Time,In the Mean Time...I MISS YOU all the Time

There's no Special reason for this msg, I juz wanna steal a single moment out of ur busy life & hope I can make u smile n say: I Miss U.

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have I missed
something?
yes..
i missed "U"