best of April Full sms........... fooling lines 2011

Aap jaisa koi meri zindaki mein aaye to baat banjaye
Aap jaisa cute meri zindaki mein aaye to baat banjaye
Aap jaisa cute meri zindaki mein aaye to baat banjaye
Aap jaisa bewakoof meri jhhoti baaton per yakeen kare to "APRIL FOOL" banjaye

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Fact1: You can not touch
your lower lip with your tounge…

Fact2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it.

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Attendence..

Pappu
Yes Sir

Bablu
Yes Sir

Tinku
Yes Sir

Ullu
??
Ullu
??

Ullu
Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.

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U r 99% beautyful
98% cute
97% sweet
96% intelligent and
100% _ _ _ _ ish
to blive this

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The time since I have met u, i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars...
So, if u dont mind......

Can I sell you?

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If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit this, I'm still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i'm cute & if u erase this, u r jealous of me coz i'm cute!

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Aisa DOSTANA hamara, Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer, Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal, Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai HOT tu cool, Mai APRIL tu....?

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Clouds r white but the sky is blue, monkey like u should b kept in the zoo, dont get angry u’ll find me there too, not in the cage but laughing at u.

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YOUR NAME
YOUR FAME
YOUR PERSONALITY
YOUR THOUGHTS
YOUR VIEWS
But keep in mind,
April Fool comes once a year. Congratulations!...

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This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat.

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SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ...

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So Sweet is ur SMILE???
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see .......how Sweetly I LIE.
Happy April Fool Day!

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If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.How dare they fool u before april 1st.

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In hasino se Rasme Wafaor Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai…
Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka,Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai…!

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Sine me dil,
Dil me dard,
Dard me yaqin,
Yaqin me khyal,
Khayal me khwab,
Khuwab me tasvir
Tasvir me sirf ap!
Itna Darawna khuwab?
Baap re Baap

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Foolko aakhama foolai sansar

2011 New Year Wishes

Keep the smile, leave the tear, Think of joy,

forget the fear... Hold the laugh, leave the pain,

Be joyous , Coz its new year!HAPPY NEW YEAR

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What the New Year brings to you will depend a great deal on what you bring to the New Year.-Vern McLellan

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Ring out the old, ring in the new,

Ring, happy bells, across the snow:

The year is going, let him go;

Ring out the false, ring in the true. Alfred Lord Tennyson

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Like birds, let's leave behind what we don't need to carry...Grudges, sadness, pain, fear and regrets! Fly light... Life is beautiful! Happy New Year 2011

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Don't count what you lost, cherish what you have and plan what to gain, because past never returns, but the future may fulfill the loss. Happy New Year 2011

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Memorable moment r celebrate together,

U r my best friend for now & forever,

Make me Miss U even more this New Year,

Hope this 2011 bring Happiness for you Dear.

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Like birds, let us, leave behind what we don't need to carry...

GRUDGES SADNESS PAIN FEAR and REGRETS.

Life is beautiful,Enjoy it. HAPPY NEW YEAR

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Hope The New Year brings a lot of good cheer for you, May all Your Dreams Will be True, Hope the year also bring Gigabyte of Fun, Happy New Near and good luck with your Resolution

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Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,

Let all ur Dreams be Clear,

Never put Tear, Please Hear,

I want to tell one thing in ur Ear

Wishing u a very “Happy NEW YEAR“!

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Years come n go, but this year I specially wish 4 u a double dose of health n happiness topped with loads of good fortune.

Have a gr8 year ahead! HAPPY NEW YEAR 2011!!!!!

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New Year is the time to unfold new horizons & realize new dreams, to rediscover the strength & faith within u, to rejoice in simple pleasures & gear up 4 a new challenges. Wishin u a truly fulfilling 2011.

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When the mid-nite bell rings tonight...Let it signify new year better things for you, let it signify a realisation of all things you wish for, Let it signify a year of courage and believes, Wishing you a very...very...very prosperious 2011.

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Each moment in a day has its own value. Morning brings HOPE, afternoon brings

FAITH, Evening brings LOVE, Night brings REST, Hope you will all of them

everyday. HAPPY NEW YEAR 2011.

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Buddha says, "In the end, only 3 things matter... how much we loved, how gently we lived and how gracefully we let go of the things not meant for us. "HAPPY NEW YEAR 2011 FRIENDS...."

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Fill ur life with Happiness & Bright Cheer, Bring to u Joy and Prosperity for the whole Year,And it's my New Year wish 4u Dear...Wish u a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR.

Nights are Dark but Days are Light,Wish your Life will always be Bright.So my Dear don't get FearCoz, God Gift us a "BRAND NEW YEAR".

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Fresh Air.... Fresh Idea.... Fresh Talent... Fresh Energy.... I wish U to have a .....Sweetest Sunday, Marvellous Monday, Tasty Tuesday, Wonderful Wednesday, Thankful Thursday, Friendly friday, Successful Saturday.Have a great Year. HAPPY NEW YEAR

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When the mid-nite bell rings tonight...Let it signify new year better things for you, let it signify a realisation of all things you wish for, Let it signify a year of courage and believes, Wishing you a very...very...very prosperious 2011

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Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. - Albert Einstein