Man 2 doctor sms
A Man 2 doctor: Is there any medicine 4 long life?
Dr:Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr:No, but it will help u 2 avoid such long life thoughts.Ok?
Selasa, 25 Mei 2010
2872. strange love sms
strange love sms
Love is so strange.. sometimes it becomes reason to live life..!! and sometimes it becomes reason to leave life.. ..??
Keep Smiling. :-)
Love is so strange.. sometimes it becomes reason to live life..!! and sometimes it becomes reason to leave life.. ..??
Keep Smiling. :-)
2871. funny tariff sms
funny tariff sms
Your network tariff has changed !
call charges are now calculated according to brain sizes. The smaller the cheaper !
Congrats, you can now make free calls !!
Your network tariff has changed !
call charges are now calculated according to brain sizes. The smaller the cheaper !
Congrats, you can now make free calls !!
Senin, 24 Mei 2010
2870. Good Morning - Happy SMS
Good Morning - Happy SMS
Six ways to be happy:
1.Free ur heart from hate.
2.Free ur mind from worry.
3.Live simple.
4.Expect less.
5.Always smile.
6.DON'T SEE THE MIRROR..
Good Morning. Be Happy
Six ways to be happy:
1.Free ur heart from hate.
2.Free ur mind from worry.
3.Live simple.
4.Expect less.
5.Always smile.
6.DON'T SEE THE MIRROR..
Good Morning. Be Happy
2868. interesting reply me SMS
interesting reply me SMS
If u get a chance 2 convert me in2 a non-living thing & keep it wid u,Wat wud u turn me in2? send 2 all ur frendz & get interesting answers.. Do rply 4 me also…
If u get a chance 2 convert me in2 a non-living thing & keep it wid u,Wat wud u turn me in2? send 2 all ur frendz & get interesting answers.. Do rply 4 me also…
2867. Love No Warranty No Guarantee
Love No Warranty No Guarantee
Where Was LOVE Born?
Guessssssss
In CHINA !
Bcoz anything MADE IN CHINA has No Warranty, No Guarantee.. :-)
Where Was LOVE Born?
Guessssssss
In CHINA !
Bcoz anything MADE IN CHINA has No Warranty, No Guarantee.. :-)
2866. SMS for birthday
SMS for birthday
Its another birthday for you.
God picked another petals on your flower
wishing your flowers may bloom for year
MANY MANY Happy returns
Its another birthday for you.
God picked another petals on your flower
wishing your flowers may bloom for year
MANY MANY Happy returns
Minggu, 23 Mei 2010
2865. good night greetings sms
good night greetings sms
A late night sms greeting doesn't only mean good night. It has a silent msg saying.. u r my last thought at night..Goodnight... :-)
A late night sms greeting doesn't only mean good night. It has a silent msg saying.. u r my last thought at night..Goodnight... :-)
2864. Honest quotes message
Honest quotes message
QUOTES:
Honest hearts produce honest actions.
-Brigham Young
QUOTES:
Honest hearts produce honest actions.
-Brigham Young
2862. feelings sms message
feelings sms message
A Heart die's wen it is not able 2 share its feelings. Bt A Heart kills itself wen another Hrt doesnt understands its feelings...
A Heart die's wen it is not able 2 share its feelings. Bt A Heart kills itself wen another Hrt doesnt understands its feelings...
2861. sweet funny sms
sweet funny sms
News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo...
1 was caught watching tv...
another playing football and the third
...........................................
...........................................
was caught reading this txt message
News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo...
1 was caught watching tv...
another playing football and the third
...........................................
...........................................
was caught reading this txt message
Sabtu, 22 Mei 2010
2860. Good morning prayer SMS
Good morning prayer SMS
An Average man prays to GOD, "Dont give me Problems"
But a Great man prays to GOD, "Give me the Power to face Problems"
"Gud Mrng" have a NICE DAY
An Average man prays to GOD, "Dont give me Problems"
But a Great man prays to GOD, "Give me the Power to face Problems"
"Gud Mrng" have a NICE DAY
2859. beautiful saying sms
beautiful saying sms
A beautiful saying:
"Words are under ur control until u speak them,
but
u come under their control once u have spoken them"
A beautiful saying:
"Words are under ur control until u speak them,
but
u come under their control once u have spoken them"
2858. sms for life
sms for life
Life is very short, so break silly rules.. Forgive quickly, Believe slowly, Love truly, Laugh loudly & Never avoid anything that makes U smile.
Life is very short, so break silly rules.. Forgive quickly, Believe slowly, Love truly, Laugh loudly & Never avoid anything that makes U smile.
2857. father girl mobile sms
father girl mobile sms
Father: Ennamaa daily 3 hours boy friends kuda phonela arattai adippa, Innaiku 1 hourla vachutta...?
Girl: Wrong number pa...!
Father: Eeshwaraaa????
Father: Ennamaa daily 3 hours boy friends kuda phonela arattai adippa, Innaiku 1 hourla vachutta...?
Girl: Wrong number pa...!
Father: Eeshwaraaa????
2856. Teacher stduent sms jokes
Teacher stduent sms jokes
Teacher: Name any coolest place easily accessible to u.
Student: Fridge!
Teacher: Name any coolest place easily accessible to u.
Student: Fridge!
Kamis, 20 Mei 2010
2855. Rainy sms for good night
Rainy sms for good night
' ,' ,' ,' ,' ,' ,' ,' ,' ,' ,' ,'
' ,' ,' ,'HAPPY,' ,' ,' ,'
', ' ,' ,'rainy,' ,' ,'
,' ,' ,' ,',DAY,' ,' , '
ENJOY this cooling CLIMATE...!
Good night…
' ,' ,' ,' ,' ,' ,' ,' ,' ,' ,' ,'
' ,' ,' ,'HAPPY,' ,' ,' ,'
', ' ,' ,'rainy,' ,' ,'
,' ,' ,' ,',DAY,' ,' , '
ENJOY this cooling CLIMATE...!
Good night…
2854. Beautiful Happy morning SMS
Beautiful Happy morning SMS
If the path is beautiful, ask where it leads to..
But if the destination is beautiful, never mind about the path....
KEEP WALKING.... Happy morning :-)
If the path is beautiful, ask where it leads to..
But if the destination is beautiful, never mind about the path....
KEEP WALKING.... Happy morning :-)
2853. Birthday horoscope sms
Birthday horoscope sms
With Venus in the secret area of your birth chart you are feeling more sensitive in your romantic life, yearning for a deep spiritual connection.
With Venus in the secret area of your birth chart you are feeling more sensitive in your romantic life, yearning for a deep spiritual connection.
Selasa, 18 Mei 2010
free sms Just sms !!!
When life has Locked Me Out
I turn to you
And you open the door
'Cause you're what I need right now it's true...
Nothing works like you - Lenka
---
"When you're lost in the dark
When you're out in the cold
When you're looking for something that resembles your soul
When the wind blows your house of cards
I'll be a home to your homeless heart" - Amanda Stott
--- free sms
"sometimes a word emerges
out of the silent stream
that runs beneath opinion
illusion of the waking dream
we are not what we seem" - Arco
One song can spark a moment, One flower can wake the dream . One tree can start a forest. One sms can bring refreshment. So KEEEP smsing.
Alone i can only say but together we can shout, alone i can only smile but together we can laugh, alone i can only live but together we can celebrate.
Painting is a feeling never spoil it. FACE is a book try to read it. FRIENDSHIP is like a mirror don't break it.
DESTINY IS SIMPLY da strength of ur desires. If u cry at a trouble, it grows double, if u laught at it, it disappears like a bubble. Apply dis & u'll b happy/enjoy ur life.
The greatest GIFT u can give 2 sum 1 is ur Time becoz when u give sum1 ur time u R givin him a portion of ur Life. Ur beautiful thoughts alwz fills my mind.
Dur hai aap se to kuch gam nahi. Dur rahkar v Bhulne wale hum nahi. Roj mulakat na ho paye to kya hua, aapki yaad mulakat se kuch kam nahi...
Never say U r happy when u r sad. never say u r fine when u R not. Never say u feel good when u feel bad. Never say U r alone when I'm still alive.
U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart, U may be out of my reach but not out of my mind.I may mean nothing to u but u will always be special to me!!
LOVE speaks in tender voice but is heard inspite of the noise. Love sees simple beauty and finds every1 worthy.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. Nevr frown, even when u r sad Bcoz u nevr know who is fallin in love with ur smile.
If i give U a dozen of roses… And u ask why there r no thrones, I would just smile, show my bleeding hand n say .. I took them away so that u won't get hurt.
Moon said to me, if ur fren is not messaging u why don't u leave ur fren. I looked at moon n said does ur sky ever leave u when U don't shine.
Ur eyes Patakha, UR LIPS rocket, ur ears chakra, ur smile Fuljadi, ur STYLE ANAR, ur personality bomb. Are nikal le, i'm coming with "CANDLE".
Give laugh to all but smile to 1 give cheeks to all but lips to 1 Gie love to all but heart 2 one, let everbdy lov u but U love 1.
Na hotel me na bar me, Na bike me na car me, ajki raat gujergay sirf tumare sms ki intajar me.
I send my care 2 to the wind n told the wind 2 pass them to U. So when u feel the wind blowin against ur face its me saying take care & Always be fit & happy.
If u feel a little dizzy and u r craving for something sweet all the time . U r suffering from a defficiency of VITAMIN :ME:.
Life brings "KABHI KHUSHI KABHI GUM" when it ends "NA TUM JANO NA HUM" So lets 'MASTI" together who knows "KAL HO NA HO".
I turn to you
And you open the door
'Cause you're what I need right now it's true...
Nothing works like you - Lenka
---
"When you're lost in the dark
When you're out in the cold
When you're looking for something that resembles your soul
When the wind blows your house of cards
I'll be a home to your homeless heart" - Amanda Stott
--- free sms
"sometimes a word emerges
out of the silent stream
that runs beneath opinion
illusion of the waking dream
we are not what we seem" - Arco
One song can spark a moment, One flower can wake the dream . One tree can start a forest. One sms can bring refreshment. So KEEEP smsing.
Alone i can only say but together we can shout, alone i can only smile but together we can laugh, alone i can only live but together we can celebrate.
Painting is a feeling never spoil it. FACE is a book try to read it. FRIENDSHIP is like a mirror don't break it.
DESTINY IS SIMPLY da strength of ur desires. If u cry at a trouble, it grows double, if u laught at it, it disappears like a bubble. Apply dis & u'll b happy/enjoy ur life.
The greatest GIFT u can give 2 sum 1 is ur Time becoz when u give sum1 ur time u R givin him a portion of ur Life. Ur beautiful thoughts alwz fills my mind.
Dur hai aap se to kuch gam nahi. Dur rahkar v Bhulne wale hum nahi. Roj mulakat na ho paye to kya hua, aapki yaad mulakat se kuch kam nahi...
Never say U r happy when u r sad. never say u r fine when u R not. Never say u feel good when u feel bad. Never say U r alone when I'm still alive.
U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart, U may be out of my reach but not out of my mind.I may mean nothing to u but u will always be special to me!!
LOVE speaks in tender voice but is heard inspite of the noise. Love sees simple beauty and finds every1 worthy.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. Nevr frown, even when u r sad Bcoz u nevr know who is fallin in love with ur smile.
If i give U a dozen of roses… And u ask why there r no thrones, I would just smile, show my bleeding hand n say .. I took them away so that u won't get hurt.
Moon said to me, if ur fren is not messaging u why don't u leave ur fren. I looked at moon n said does ur sky ever leave u when U don't shine.
Ur eyes Patakha, UR LIPS rocket, ur ears chakra, ur smile Fuljadi, ur STYLE ANAR, ur personality bomb. Are nikal le, i'm coming with "CANDLE".
Give laugh to all but smile to 1 give cheeks to all but lips to 1 Gie love to all but heart 2 one, let everbdy lov u but U love 1.
Na hotel me na bar me, Na bike me na car me, ajki raat gujergay sirf tumare sms ki intajar me.
I send my care 2 to the wind n told the wind 2 pass them to U. So when u feel the wind blowin against ur face its me saying take care & Always be fit & happy.
If u feel a little dizzy and u r craving for something sweet all the time . U r suffering from a defficiency of VITAMIN :ME:.
Life brings "KABHI KHUSHI KABHI GUM" when it ends "NA TUM JANO NA HUM" So lets 'MASTI" together who knows "KAL HO NA HO".
Sabtu, 08 Mei 2010
2850. Mothers Day 2010
Mothers Day 2010
May peace fill all the empty
spaces around you...
May happiness answer
all your wishes.
Happy Mother's Day!
May peace fill all the empty
spaces around you...
May happiness answer
all your wishes.
Happy Mother's Day!
2849. mothers day quotes
mothers day quotes
Being a full-time mother is
one of the highest salaried jobs…
since the payment is pure love.
(Mildred B. Vermont)
Being a full-time mother is
one of the highest salaried jobs…
since the payment is pure love.
(Mildred B. Vermont)
2848. happy mothers day sms
happy mothers day sms
I take this opportunity
to thank you for
your immeasurable
contribution to my life.
Thank you Mom!
And wish you a
Very Happy Mother’s Day!
I take this opportunity
to thank you for
your immeasurable
contribution to my life.
Thank you Mom!
And wish you a
Very Happy Mother’s Day!
2847. send mothers day sms
send mothers day sms
"MOTHER isthe 1st God in World" Send to 20 People (+ me), Within 2 days U Will Get Good News About Ur Future.. 100% True.. Should God Give Long Life to Ur mom…
"MOTHER isthe 1st God in World" Send to 20 People (+ me), Within 2 days U Will Get Good News About Ur Future.. 100% True.. Should God Give Long Life to Ur mom…
2846. mothers day wishes
mothers day wishes
My HearTy MoTheRs DaY WisHeS To uR MoM FoR LonG LivE. . . LiVinG GoD MoTheRs OnlY. . .By $ThE GrEaT LoVeR oF MoM,,,$
My HearTy MoTheRs DaY WisHeS To uR MoM FoR LonG LivE. . . LiVinG GoD MoTheRs OnlY. . .By $ThE GrEaT LoVeR oF MoM,,,$
Sabtu, 01 Mei 2010
2845. Good day sms
Good day sms
I have no yesterdays, time took them away, tomorrow may not be mine, although am trying. But I have today. So I wish u a very good day.
I have no yesterdays, time took them away, tomorrow may not be mine, although am trying. But I have today. So I wish u a very good day.
2844. friendly tamil good evening sms
friendly tamil good evening sms
Mudivillatha oru neenda pathaiyil payanikkiren...
Mudivil nee irupai endru...!
Endrum natpudan…
Good evening :-)
Mudivillatha oru neenda pathaiyil payanikkiren...
Mudivil nee irupai endru...!
Endrum natpudan…
Good evening :-)
2843. doctor puzzle sms
doctor puzzle sms
A doctor & engr loved d same girl. Engr b4 going out of station 4 a week, gave 7 apples to the girl. Y ? bcoz, an apple a day keeps doctor away.
A doctor & engr loved d same girl. Engr b4 going out of station 4 a week, gave 7 apples to the girl. Y ? bcoz, an apple a day keeps doctor away.
2842. Global warming SMS
Global warming SMS
Global warming is one of the most polemic environmental issues today.
Solution is the process of Planting Trees.
Global warming is one of the most polemic environmental issues today.
Solution is the process of Planting Trees.
2841. Cool SMS
Cool SMS
If you plant honesty, you will reap trust.
If you plant goodness, you will reap friends.
If you plant humility, you will reap greatness.
If you plant honesty, you will reap trust.
If you plant goodness, you will reap friends.
If you plant humility, you will reap greatness.
2840. sms for success
sms for success
If u keep waiting 4r d right time..U may never begin..Begin from where u r..wit wat u r.. n wit wat u ve..Then success ll b urs..
If u keep waiting 4r d right time..U may never begin..Begin from where u r..wit wat u r.. n wit wat u ve..Then success ll b urs..
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